Jericho Episode 5 - Federal Response



Ok folks, give us your best snarky captions!

Pepperoni or sausage?

ok listen up people ! is there a seymore butts in the house ? i wanna seymore butts at the telephone ?

I'm on the same wave length as you Jess!

"Pizza guy says it'll be 45 minutes for delivery, but 20 for pick up. Stanley, you still got gas in your truck?"

Jess

"Can you hear me now?"

"OK, the banker is offering $61,000 now. Deal or No Deal?"

Can you believe we are still getting a busy signal when we call the number to place our idol vote. I guess too many are watching that show.

"Thank you for calling Movie Phone. To order tickets to ......"

this is what I tend to hear at my job when people are snarky

"May I speak with Myra Mains" (my remains)
"Is Phil Migave there" (phil my grave)


for those of you who don't know, I work in a funeral home.

This gets me thinking......

"1-800 Strippers That Bounce? We'll take 3 please."

Ok, there are 6 people here and NONE of us can understand what you are saying. Can I please talk to someone who SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious. I am so tired of talking to folks in Pakistan or India and having them not be able to understand my southern accent! I think I would prefer telling my story of woe to a computer, truly.

Charlene

I hate how they tell you their name is John or some very American name and you know that they are in India reading from a script and don't understand any problem that doesn't follow the script.
Debby

Can you believe the message they left on their answering machine?

The number you have dialed is not a working number... Please hang up and try your call again East of the Mississippi or in Texas.....

-RourkeRF

Emily's gonna be cooking, so how much bottles of Pepto Bismol do you think we'll need?

Ok, so, If I push one I get customer service, or do I push two to get an automated response, so if I push three then it is in english, but if I push four....blah, blah,blah........