What's Your Nutty Sentence???

kestral · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 6:46 am

I received this in an email and thought it was perfect for us nutty people! LOL

Pick the Month you were born in:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October--------I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend
10------my neighbor
11---- --my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19----- a smurf
20-----a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a surfer
30------a llama
31------ homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

What's your sentence??

kestral · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 6:48 am

My sentence is:

I did the Macarena with a football player because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

:crackup:

jessielynne73 · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 6:48 am

I ran over a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Jess :crackup:

Karma · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 6:49 am

I smelled my sister because I'm a Ninja!

briarpatch_39272 · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 7:50 am

I loved a gangster because I can. :juggle:

Charlene

AnaLucia815 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:14 pm **Posts:** 15

I had lunch with a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
:crackup:

Skeeterbit · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 8:35 am

I sang to a football player because the voices told me to. :tup:

kricka · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 9:00 am

I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :evilgrin:

(If it's a fireman from the FDNY, then count me in!)

:smiling:

briarpatch_39272 · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 9:02 am

Here's Dee's nutty sentence!

I had lunch with a smurf because I'm sexy and I do what I want! lolol

You might ask how I know what color shirt she is wearing, since I'm not at home. It's because all her shirts are blue! lolol

Charlene

foxgray1 · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2008 10:48 am **Posts:** 769

I danced with Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
P.S. I'm glad I'm sexy but it's not Chuck Norris I want to dance with. Where is Skeet? :mango:

And this board is so much fun, I'm so glad I joined!

dbalcer1 · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 3:06 pm

I danced with a smurf because I think I need some serious help.
Debby

twister22 · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 11:20 pm

I USUALY WEAR RED SHIRTS SO MY SENTENCE WOULD OF SOUNDED LIKE THIS

I LICKED A FORK BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.

BUT TODAY IM WEARING GREEN SO:

I LICKED A FORK BECAUSE I THINK I NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP.

:crackup:

schumi07 · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:52 pm **Posts:** 1155

I ran over a monster because that's how I roll.

:crackup:

-schumi

ka4ist · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 8:18 pm

I loved a fork because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :woot:

What color shirt do I need to wear to have "crayola legs"? :crackup:

jessielynne73 · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 6:00 am

ka4ist wrote:

I loved a fork because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :woot:

What color shirt do I need to wear to have "crayola legs"? :crackup:

Hey, now wait a minute...this isn't going to die is it? Until I have the title officially...right?

Jess

Karma · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 6:42 am

Hey Crayola Legs - opps, I mean Jess :crackup:

I think you'd better get used to it! :hearts:

kmac · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:45 pm **Posts:** 1629

We may need a Crayola emoticon..

jessielynne73 · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 7:57 am

Argh!

Jess :crackup:

ka4ist · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 1:09 pm

jessielynne73 wrote:

ka4ist wrote:

I loved a fork because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :woot:

What color shirt do I need to wear to have "crayola legs"? :crackup:

Hey, now wait a minute...this isn't going to die is it? Until I have the title officially...right?

Jess

Never fear...first I'd have to actually remember how to change the nicknane, so you're safe...at least thru the weekend. :ka4ist:

Oh, and I see by your nutty sentence above that we were wearing the same color shirt when we both answered...good call, lighter colors don't accentuate crayola legs as much as darker ones. :whistle:

kmac · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:45 pm **Posts:** 1629

ka4ist wrote:

Oh, and I see by your nutty sentence above that we were wearing the same color shirt when we both answered...good call, lighter colors don't accentuate crayola legs as much as darker ones. :whistle:

briarpatch_39272 · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 8:27 am

Ka4, I am thinking you better hope Jess doesn't have an uncle in the mafia, else she might be sending a hit man all the way to the left coast!
:crackup:

Charlene

kmac · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:45 pm **Posts:** 1629

briarpatch_39272 wrote:

Ka4, I am thinking you better hope Jess doesn't have an uncle in the mafia, else she might be sending a hit man all the way to the left coast!
:crackup:

Charlene

We will hear all about it on the news "The Crayola Killer strikes again!" :unknowncomic:

ka4ist · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 8:41 am

briarpatch_39272 wrote:

Ka4, I am thinking you better hope Jess doesn't have an uncle in the mafia, else she might be sending a hit man all the way to the left coast!
:crackup:

Charlene

Unless he's packing pouches of Friskies cat food he'll have to make it past the attack kitties first. :cat:

jessielynne73 · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am

kmac wrote:

briarpatch_39272 wrote:

Ka4, I am thinking you better hope Jess doesn't have an uncle in the mafia, else she might be sending a hit man all the way to the left coast!
:crackup:

Charlene

We will hear all about it on the news "The Crayola Killer strikes again!" :unknowncomic:

His calling card is white broken crayons and broken legs...

Jess :jake:

P.S. kitties, schmitties

Karma · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 10:54 pm

"The Crayola Killer strikes again!" Ohhhh - I like this title! :evilgrin:

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