JEV asked for it, so here goes.....

Pick the Month you were born in:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August---------I had lunch with/at
September-----I danced with
October--------I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------Jake's cupcakes
2-------Heather's windmill
3-------Chavez's cell phone
4-------a Bailey's beer glass
5-------a guard from Black Jack Fairgrounds
6-------Mimi's chicken
7-------the package
8-------a Ravenwood gun
9-------Dale's mop
10------the blue line
11------Emily's wedding dress
12------an ear of Stanley's corn
13------the bomb on the bridge
14------Jake's towel
15------Heather's red sweater
16------beets in the bathtub
17------Gail's horse
18------Mary's still
19------Bill's shovel
20------Jimmy's badge
21------the Marines tank
22------Hawkins laptop
23------Mimi's chocolate
24------Gray's saltmine
25------the vibe guy
26------Beck's file folder
27------Eric's firehose
28------Jericho's eagle statue
29------Beau the dog
30------Jake's plane
31------the crazy ham guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------the coded fax told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Jake said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me Mimi's chocolate stash.
Orange--------because Skylar thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
What's your sentence??
