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[quote="maybei"]

See, I told you Gracie wouldn't taste so bad...

LMAO!!

em: did u like it,love?
he: yes,love ( damn....u could kill a dinosaur with this stuff )

Roger: Wow this is probably the best stuff you've ever cooked.
Emily: But its that dried noodle stuff, I didn't *really* cook it.
Roger: I know...
Emily:

Emily: Here's dinner
Roger: What is this...
Emily: I can cook, I baked a cake for Jake's family you know
Roger: No wonder he ran away from you
Emily:

Emily: So I'm sure you have some really horrifying stories about your experiences at the FEMA camps...
Roger: Well things were really bad and the food was... ...
Emily: The food was what... are you all right?
Roger: Well I *thought* I had tasted the worst food they could come up with
Emily:

Roger: Hey Em, I have a question about the food...
Emily: It'll be ready soon *room clouds up with smoke*
Roger: Urm, how can you stand to eat that stuff?
Emily: I've never tried it, I try to be unselfish and give all of it to my guests... I usually pick up something for myself afterwards.

Emily: I'm so sorry for practically burning the kitchen down. God, I feel so stupid

Roger: (Thinking to himself) That's because you ARE stupid, you dumb broad